{"product_id":"christian-frog-crewneck-sweatshirt-i-could-be-meaner-but-jesus-said-no","title":"Christian Frog Crewneck Sweatshirt — \"I Could Be Meaner But Jesus Said No\"","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Warm, soft, and quietly funny — this cozy crewneck wraps you in familiar comfort and a little bit of sass. The front features a relaxed, vintage-style frog casually holding a mug with the line “i could be meaner but Jesus said no,” giving the sweatshirt a playful, reflective tone. Knit without side seams and built from a mid-weight 50\/50 cotton-poly blend, it drapes cleanly and keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and double-needle stitching at stress points. Subtle production details — DTF-printed inner neck label, tear-away gray label, and options for embroidered accents on chest or wrists — add an elevated, personal touch. This sweatshirt sits quietly in Sunday-morning wardrobes, slow coffee rituals, or low-key gatherings where honesty and humor meet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Mid-weight 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; embroidery available on chest or wrists\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (Gildan 18000)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":44495690268760,"sku":"19834233077923791557","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":44495690301528,"sku":"21755994708905795753","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44495690334296,"sku":"76042492228530017593","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":44495690367064,"sku":"20439997494991149966","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":44495690399832,"sku":"91786991754132806027","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":44495690432600,"sku":"74552117661940442655","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44495690465368,"sku":"20739767306099124521","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":44495690498136,"sku":"23182522842320256392","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":44495690530904,"sku":"64185765586914884431","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":44495690563672,"sku":"32558147969439801940","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44495690596440,"sku":"19721946803517131750","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":44495690629208,"sku":"14500774443704560813","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":44495690661976,"sku":"27791787312030110046","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":44495690694744,"sku":"25577374258191957742","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44495690727512,"sku":"16145115885305510741","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":44495690760280,"sku":"17314990880857663459","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":44495690793048,"sku":"24180919260222225702","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":44495690825816,"sku":"20675708900403710104","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44495690858584,"sku":"19693649302564767402","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":44495690891352,"sku":"21781521870928160361","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":44495690924120,"sku":"32215626133521605760","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":44495690956888,"sku":"30897323158812372183","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2526\/3448\/files\/16479997518908958944_2048.jpg?v=1785775423","url":"https:\/\/georgiareeseboutique.myshopify.com\/products\/christian-frog-crewneck-sweatshirt-i-could-be-meaner-but-jesus-said-no","provider":"Georgia Reese Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}