I Am a Conduit for Nonsense T-Shirt — Raccoon Riding Rooster Vintage Graphic Tee
White / S
$28.00
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This garment-dyed tee carries a wry, vintage-feel illustration — a raccoon astride a proud rooster beneath the words “I Am A Conduit For NONSENSE.” The soft, lived-in color and heavyweight cotton drape like an old favorite while the relaxed fit keeps movement easy. Wear it to morning coffee runs, late-night game nights, or backyard hangs when you want to spark a laugh without trying too hard. It reads like a wink from someone who enjoys clever absurdity and low-key humor. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean this shirt is ready for repeat wear and many more moments of mischievous charm.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed construction for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk sizing
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I Am a Conduit for Nonsense T-Shirt — Raccoon Riding Rooster Vintage Graphic Tee
$28.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed construction for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk sizing
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean